hoi justin

hoi justin wenn du das liest du bist mein aller bester freund.

last short story

well since this is the last short story im gonna make it good.
there was a man and he was very lonely.
he was a crime lord so he should have it hard chasing everyone and well thats
his fault...let me get to the point.
ok crime lord on the loose his name was mr.balfiegowa.
at least i caught him so goodbye balfiegowa and hello super hero named gileafpowpupa

short story number3

i went outside and there was a man who said:well hello there do you want a potion.
no i said.
he said:then ill give you a slap in da face.
oh no you don't smash! right in the face.
he was badly hurt and he was bleeding in the face.



the end

short story number 2

this time yours truly said wow im actually invisible i wonder why?
ponder ponder ponder?
AAAHHHAAA! now i know why it was that potion i drank.
hmmmm um now what to do oh yeah now i ca...

hello said a voice
what do you want
your soul hahahaha
arghhhhh
i got my shotgun from chapter 1 and basted the brains out of that guy sheesh.
i was safe






the end

short story number 1

once i went out into the forest and there was a nice juicy deer.
and there was a bear and i said:get away this is MY DEER!
so the bear says:raorrrrrrr(translation:no it isn't ill kill you to!!!)
so i ran out of the woods a got a shotgun kaboom!!! he died i was blasted away and said
hey i can see my house from here weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and i smashed through the window.






the end

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im out of ammo

now what am i gonna write.
light turns on above my head.
has anybody heard of the elder scrolls iv oblivion anyone anyone?

ya know...

once there was a guy called tajiri and he spits mist in your face.
and then does a flying wheel kick ouch!!!
and then you're on the floor and from the top rope does a lionsault splash


and then pins you.
not fair huh?

i don't know a good title

i really don't. so i've got 2 words for ya: SUCK IT!!!

something comfy

finally after 10 years of uncomfy lounges we're getting new ones woohoo!!!

hello and welcome

yo its time for another Monday night raw im jim ross here with jerry the king lawler at ringside!
good impression huh?